“The Häagen-Dazs Dazzler is the ultimate portable three-scoop sundae!” boasts the online description. “We take three scoops of ice cream, add a layer of topping between each scoop and put…
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“Trust us. Just try it,” says the California Pizza Kitchen menu. CPK must figure that customers need a bit of tempting, because its Butter Cake doesn’t sound as indulgent as…
“Creamy mac & cheese spiced up with tender braised pork and our own sweet tangy barbecue sauce.” That’s how Noodles & Company describes its Barbecue Pork Mac. The “fresh food…
“PopCorners are the delicious new snack with the snap of a chip and the same wholesome goodness as popcorn,” says the bag. Not really. [WN] A 1 oz. serving of…
“Made with Real Vegetables,” says the Green Giant Garden Ranch Roasted Veggie Tortilla Chips bag. “The deliciousness of garden vegetables and ranch flavor are paired to create a truly flavorful…