The Chevys Super Cinco Combo at Chevys Fresh Mex (51 locations) is “for those who take Fresh Mex SUPER seriously!” says the menu.
“Two enchiladas: one beef, one chicken, a Crispy or Soft Beef Taco, a hand-rolled Pork Tamale and a handcrafted Chile Relleno.”
Since that’s clearly not enough food, it’s “Served with Fresh Mex rice, our signature sweet corn tamalito and choice of homemade Beans a la Charra or Refried Beans made with bacon or Vegetarian Black Beans.”
Even if you ignore the free basket of chips and the salsa that Chevys (like most Mexican restaurants) brings to your table just when you’re hungriest, the Super Cinco delivers 1,920 calories, 36 grams of saturated fat, and 3,950 milligrams of sodium. You might as well eat 11 Taco Bell Crunchy Tacos.
Planning on playing 3½ hours of singles tennis tonight? Didn’t think so. “You can have it all and eat it too!” says Chevys. And look like you ate it all, as well.
Visit Chevys Fresh Mex’s Facebook page to let them know what you think about this ridiculously caloric meal.